yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
Hurry up and get here. I already announced to the bar that you were on a mission to get laid tonight. I have 3 takers.
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
wow bdsm is so cute
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