Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
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Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
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Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
Need ride home. Girls. Stolen keg. Rolling down streets. Horny girls. No condoms. Rescue needed. girls and beer in exchange for rescue and bacon?
I. Hate. You. Where are you, are said girls cute, and how did you know I bought bacon? And how does this always happen to you?
Smarter than the average bear
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
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