Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
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she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
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I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
Apparently asking your girlfriends roommate for a hand job when u craw into the wrong bed after a bottle of rum is "bad form".
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
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