That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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