I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
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he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
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Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms