My underwear smells like fireworks.
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
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Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
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We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
Sex while Star Warsing is the best