I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
i just yelled "run, its godzirra!" to an asian kid who looked confused by the tornado alarm test
you broke into my aparment at three in the morning wearing long johns and offered me beer.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?