He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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