Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
It made me feel like I need a reality show of my life so I could go back and watch the episodes to figure out how I got from the trunk of the car to my neighbors tree house...
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
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