i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
You need Xanax blowdarts
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
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