So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
Im sitting next to shitfaced santa at the cuse game. My plan to be on television is now flawless
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
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I sat down with you and helped you write your will last night. I was THAT convinced that you weren't waking up.
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
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People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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