chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
When I wake up, please remind me why my shoe is in the toilet, my shower is filled with jello, and there is a naked girl sleeping on my coffee table holding a bag of Cheetos. that is all.
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
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