my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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