I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
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All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
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I just set up a proportion to calculate how much Jolly Rancher vodka I can make with the limited amount of Jolly Ranchers I have. Finally, real-life application of math.
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
I'm drunkenly throwing popcorn at a spider, fuck him. Why does his scary 8 legs get to be happy?
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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