It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
I legit just woke up on my couch, snuggled up next to some guy who's wearing my roommate's pink bathroble. What the fuck do they put in those shots?
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
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