And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
FYI, your girlfriend is on her way to the ER. She tried to balance a bottle of jack on her chest. Smashed toes, blood all over patio. Call her, kinda funny though.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
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