Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
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I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
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Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
I'm just going to use my debit card. I feel bad buying pizza with the money I stole from my roommate...so I'm going to put it in my piggy bank.
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