Not sure what happened last night, but there are four mini bikes outside and some guy is wearing my shirt passed out in the breakfast nook. Won't be telling the grand kids about this one.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight
What happened to fro yo and sex?
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
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