For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
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