but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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