Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
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Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
A drunk hobo just gave me a fist bump. Because I know what a womb is.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
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Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
Oh god it's open bar.
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
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