so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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