Funny, my mom didn't get it when I said 'that's what she said' after she said 'it's so thick, it's impossible' in reference to my milkshake
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
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