that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
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