I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
So he passed out in the bathroom of the bar, woke up thinking he was somewhere else and called her flipping his shit because he thought she left him. She had to go into the men's bathroom to find him, and then he told her she was "trying too hard to be his girlfriend" over and over again.
Dont they live together now? Havent they been together for like two years?
Yeah. That's the best part. I always thought he was kind of a pussy but turns out he's a degenerate just like us. Welcome
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
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