if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
Randomize