That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
You realize your sleeping pills are working when you pick up your iPhone and almost bite it because you thought it was a graham cracker
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
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