i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
Women are like Alzheimers patiens. You can compliment them a million times in a day, but the next day is always a wash, you have to start all over.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
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They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
I swear it's like I have a jerk off quota I have to meet each week. If I miss three days I have a wet dream and it's like a wasted jizz, and it gets everywhereeeeeee.
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
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We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
they told me that it was glow in the dark and would make me magical. I was too drunk to say no. I woke up to a purple vagina.
its like a neon Im stupid as fuck sign
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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