yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
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