Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
Pretty sure I just slept with Elmo.
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
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