I wish there was an iPhone app to help you with your shitty personality.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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