Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to iphone keyboard type "roflcopter" when intoxicated?
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
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