just survived the first fart of the relationship.
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
Nothing says "I support my fellow man" like taking your friends recently divorced dad to a strip club and bar hopping with us to get him laid by an upgrade.
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
Well. I had to explain to my niece that the word cunt is not an abbreviation for country. I'm the best aunt in the world.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
Randomize
