She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
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