I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
You were so high at Ikea last night that you were convinced you could speak Swedish. The whole the time you were our navigator and when we got to the cashier you were hitting on the lady. When she gave you her number you told her you were saving her number as Inglfurfta cuaue she must be swedish since she works there.
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
That accounts for only three of the penises
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
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