Dual....:-)
so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
I am drunk as shit eating pancakes. I am not the person to call.
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.
Too bad they don't have an emoji symbol for condoms and 99 cent tacos
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
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