People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I feel like royalty, that girl from last night had a vajazzled vag. Bucket list complete.
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
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