even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
And you know what the worst part is? Because of him I can now relate to a goddamn Taylor Swift song. FUCK. MY. LIFE.
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
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