did you get engaged???
Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
woman puking in liquor store parking lot at 9:30 on a tuesday morning = best commute ever.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
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