I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
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Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
Thats the last time im "arresting" you to get out of paying your bar tab.
What?! The only reason I married your sister is to have a Cop in the family!
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
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I woke up to a quacking alarm clock and a rando in my bed. I told him I liked his cargo shorts. Fireball is not my soulmate anymore.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
Is Oprah even human
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
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