Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
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