I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
My boss walked in on me puking in the urinal while taking a piss. Sunday funday is eroding my last shred of credibility at work.
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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