I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
I know her cup size but not her name....
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