But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
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