what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
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