windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
My birth control alarm gets more depressing every night.
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
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You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
While I was sneeking out of her apartment, there was a giant cage with a parrot in it. I half expected it to squak "hit and run...hit and run."
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it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
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