Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
I should come with a disclaimer that reads "bad at relationships and defensive when confronted about it"
or maybe "WARNING: picks fights when bored"
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
I need to align my fucking chakras
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
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