I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
Her stripper name is Geico. I'm not drunk or creative enough to make this up.
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
The gate guard just said to me, "I almost didn't recognize you in uniform. Welcome back." I think I need to lay off the booze.
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