wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
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