i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
wow, being home for Xmas is freaking weird on tinder. I went to high school with everyone I'm matching... The fact that this many jocks like me now is a huge ego boost from my lack of glory days.
...and I'm done. I just matched two boys I used to babysit without realizing it.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
try to milk me bitch
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
Randomize
