Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
now i know why i became what i already was.
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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