I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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