Sry I called you an 8
oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
Listen I'm tryna celebrate your divorce. Sometimes that calls for drinking on the toilet.
I made him laugh his dick is mine
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
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