actually, I'm a sock model
She's JV to your varsity
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
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we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
Ask if he wants his tooth back. It's in the freezer. In the box of hotpockets.
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
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So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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