hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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