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(201): View more from New Jersey

i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room

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(760): View more from California

my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding

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(618): View more from Illinois

Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.

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(302): View more from Delaware

Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.

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(317): View more from Indiana

Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine

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(315): View more from New York

And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..

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(815): View more from Illinois

I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right

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(509): View more from Washington

Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups

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